Exaggerated Dragon Encyclopaedia
Exaggerated Dragon Encyclopaedia by Cat
Harry walked down the corridor and entered the library. Even though it was late and starting to get dark, there was no way anyone could miss the large, half-giant Hagrid blocking one of the aisles in between the stacks at the back of the library. As Harry approached unnoticed, he saw that his large friend was intently reading a book called Exaggerated Dragon Encyclopaedia. The book was emerald green with the title embossed in silver in a somewhat seductive-looking font. Underneath was a picture of a dragon that appeared to be trying to seduce the onlooker, although he couldn’t be certain as he had never seen quite a sight before.
“Hi, Hagrid! Good book? Is it for class?” Harry asked, still perplexed.
“HARRY!” Hagrid yelled, jumping up and knocking over a stack. “Oh yeah, it’s for class. Which I should be getting to now. BYE!” Hagrid said hurriedly, running out of the library.
After digging himself out of the pile of fallen books, Harry returned to the common room to tell his friends about Hagrid’s peculiar behaviour.
“So he was reading a book and ran out fast?” Hermione asked.
“Yeah,” said Harry.
“I know how he feels. Books can be a scary thing,” said Ron.
“Ron! I think he was more scared of being found than the of the book,” said Hermione. “What was he reading?”
“Just a book for class, Exaggerated Dragon Encyclopaedia,” said Harry, to which they burst into laughter. “What’s so funny?”
“It’s a fetish book mate,” Ron said through the laughter.
“It describes things no sane person would want to do with a dragon. Or someone dressed as one. Pretty weird.”
“So… not for class, then?” Harry asked.
“No,” they said in unison.”
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