Revenge
Revenge by Hannah
Hermione Granger rose furiously and glared at Ron with intense venom in her eyes.
“Shut up, Ronald Weasley! I am not boring!”
“Well, sorry, but you’re talking about the ‘interconnectedness’ of this and the ‘spatial ratio’ of that…”
Before Ron could say anymore, Hermione slapped his face and ran out of the room. How she hated Thursdays! (And Ron.)
Ron stared at her in shock and Harry gazed on with a distinctly fish-like expression.
“Oh, you’ve really done it this time,” said Ginny, sighing.
“What did I do?” Ron asked in complete bewilderment.
“You are so dense, Ron. You understand Harry, don’t you?”
“She over-reacted a little-”
“Boys!” Ginny threw up her hands and stalked off as well.
***
Meanwhile, Hermione had made her way outside to the lake, and say there sobbing piteously.
“Herm-o-ninny, vat is vrong?” said a kindly voice, definitely not English.
Hermione turned. “Viktor? Oh, Viktor.” She threw herself on him and burst into tears. In shock, Viktor just patted her on the back and muttered, “It’s okay.” After a while, Hermione calmed down a little, enough to ask, “But what are you doing here?”
“I haf come to judge the water broomstick trick competition.”
Hermione was meanwhile staring into Viktor’s eyes dreamily. I wish Ron was like Viktor, she thought.
***
The next day was the competition. Both Ron were entering. Meanwhile Hermione had come up with a plan to get Ron back. It mostly involved string and Icky Sticky Weed.
As Ron was performing his water aerobatics he found himself entangled in string that was strung across the lake. The Icky Sticky Weed, which was attached to the string, wrapped around Ron and he fell into the water.
Momentarily, he was fished out by the giant squid and thrown onto the side. Everyone laughed as he was wrapped in weed, his broomstick sticking out between his legs, his arms stuck to his sides.
Hermione was at the front of the crowd and was nearly collapsing with laughter. Ron glared at her and promptly fell over.
Revenge was sweet.
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