Chapter Three: The Plot Falls Apart Completely
“Oh, do stop that!” said Harry. “Why does everyone seem to have the idea that I know absolutely nothing about sex? I have read Mills & Boon novels, you know!”
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Chapter Two: The Plot Unravels It took them some time to reach the Room of Requirement, but only because they had to revive Harry from the dead faint he had fallen into. After walking past three times and concentrating hard on what they really, really wanted, the door appeared and they went in. [...] Chapter One: An Unexpected Portkey Ron scratched his nose, staring around with a thoroughly unimpressed look on his face. “Where the bloody hell are we?” [...] Chapter Nine: In Which It Finally Ends “Ooh! A sing-song! Can we join in? Now that you’ve all made friends again.” Dumbledore never wanted to miss out. [...] Chapter Eight: In Which Harry Bewails His Sorrows Unbeknownst to the student body as a whole, the Hog’s Head was a popular haunt of the teachers of Hogwarts. At least, to those of a certain persuasion. Dumbledore (back before he was dead and alive again) had been amused to learn that Harry and his little [...] Chapter Seven: In Which We Meet Dark Hermione “Professor Dumbledore? Professor Snape?” Harry swallowed, fingers clenching tightly around his wand. “Does anyone know what I can do?” [...] Chapter Six: In Which Voldemort Calls Forth David Blaine [From the commentary box, where the characters are watching the fic unfold.] Voldemort: You know, this is all getting a bit ‘Biggus Dickus‘, isn’t it? [...] Chapter Five: In Which the Death Eaters Sing “Harry! Harry!” He came to with a start. Hermione was leaning over him, looking worried. Bellatrix was right behind her, leaning over too, though for a different reason. [...] Chapter Four: In Which Harry Wakes Up Waking up with Dobby the house elf and Moaning Myrtle standing over him was a little surprising, Harry decided as he rubbed his eyes. His eyes still feeling a little blurry and feeling as though he’d had the most peaceful sleep he’d had in a long time, Harry [...] Chapter Three: In Which Voldemort Arrives at Hogwarts Dobby was disturbed by the things he had heard. Why was Winky acting this way? What was going on with Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape? There was only one person left to talk to. Professor Hagrid had not been at dinner last night because he had been [...] |
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