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The Fortress of Shadows 3

Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:10:06 +0000

Chapter Three: The Plot Falls Apart Completely

“Oh, do stop that!” said Harry. “Why does everyone seem to have the idea that I know absolutely nothing about sex? I have read Mills & Boon novels, you know!”

The lizard sniffed. “Well, pardon me for trying to advance the plot!”

“Mills & Boon, Harry?” asked [...]

The Fortress of Shadows 2

Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:05:05 +0000

Chapter Two: The Plot Unravels

It took them some time to reach the Room of Requirement, but only because they had to revive Harry from the dead faint he had fallen into. After walking past three times and concentrating hard on what they really, really wanted, the door appeared and they went in.

“I [...]

The Fortress of Shadows 1

Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:56:06 +0000

Chapter One: An Unexpected Portkey

Ron scratched his nose, staring around with a thoroughly unimpressed look on his face. “Where the bloody hell are we?”

“I dunno.” Harry sighed from where he had landed on the ground. “It must be Thursday,” he grumbled. “I never did get the hang of Thursdays.”

“Or portkeys,” Ron [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:45:45 +0000

Chapter Nine: In Which It Finally Ends

“Ooh! A sing-song! Can we join in? Now that you’ve all made friends again.” Dumbledore never wanted to miss out.

“Actually Professor, yes you probably can – I have another song we all used to sing in primary school. I randomly learnt some new magic yesterday that [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:41:46 +0000

Chapter Eight: In Which Harry Bewails His Sorrows

Unbeknownst to the student body as a whole, the Hog’s Head was a popular haunt of the teachers of Hogwarts. At least, to those of a certain persuasion. Dumbledore (back before he was dead and alive again) had been amused to learn that Harry and his little [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:24:13 +0000

Chapter Seven: In Which We Meet Dark Hermione

“Professor Dumbledore? Professor Snape?” Harry swallowed, fingers clenching tightly around his wand. “Does anyone know what I can do?”

Paul Daniels held up a fan of cards. “Pick a card,” he told Harry. “Any card.”

Harry picked an anniversary card. It had pink hearts and cherubs [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:16:40 +0000

Chapter Six: In Which Voldemort Calls Forth David Blaine

[From the commentary box, where the characters are watching the fic unfold.]

Voldemort: You know, this is all getting a bit ‘Biggus Dickus‘, isn’t it?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: A bit what?

Voldemort: You know, Life of Brian?

Harry: I wouldn’t know. No telly here, [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:25:34 +0000

Chapter Five: In Which the Death Eaters Sing

“Harry! Harry!”

He came to with a start. Hermione was leaning over him, looking worried. Bellatrix was right behind her, leaning over too, though for a different reason.

“Sorry, love,” Harry told her. “I prefer your sister.”

Bellatrix’s eyes widened and she seethed with rage. “Cissy!” she [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:14:24 +0000

Chapter Four: In Which Harry Wakes Up

Waking up with Dobby the house elf and Moaning Myrtle standing over him was a little surprising, Harry decided as he rubbed his eyes. His eyes still feeling a little blurry and feeling as though he’d had the most peaceful sleep he’d had in a long time, Harry [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:53:08 +0000

Chapter Three: In Which Voldemort Arrives at Hogwarts

Dobby was disturbed by the things he had heard. Why was Winky acting this way? What was going on with Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape? There was only one person left to talk to. Professor Hagrid had not been at dinner last night because he had been [...]