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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Nine: In Which It Finally Ends

“Ooh! A sing-song! Can we join in? Now that you’ve all made friends again.” Dumbledore never wanted to miss out.

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Eight: In Which Harry Bewails His Sorrows

Unbeknownst to the student body as a whole, the Hog’s Head was a popular haunt of the teachers of Hogwarts. At least, to those of a certain persuasion. Dumbledore (back before he was dead and alive again) had been amused to learn that Harry and his little gang had used the inn as a meeting-place for their first DA (something he still considered to mean a teddy-boy’s hairstyle) meeting.

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Seven: In Which We Meet Dark Hermione

“Professor Dumbledore? Professor Snape?” Harry swallowed, fingers clenching tightly around his wand. “Does anyone know what I can do?”

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Six: In Which Voldemort Calls Forth David Blaine

[From the commentary box, where the characters are watching the fic unfold.]

Voldemort: You know, this is all getting a bit ‘Biggus Dickus‘, isn’t it?

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Five: In Which the Death Eaters Sing

“Harry! Harry!”

He came to with a start. Hermione was leaning over him, looking worried. Bellatrix was right behind her, leaning over too, though for a different reason. (more…)

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Four: In Which Harry Wakes Up

Waking up with Dobby the house elf and Moaning Myrtle standing over him was a little surprising, Harry decided as he rubbed his eyes. His eyes still feeling a little blurry and feeling as though he’d had the most peaceful sleep he’d had in a long time, Harry looked around. He didn’t remember falling asleep in the common room, but here he was, with Ron’s head resting on his shoulder and Ron’s hand lying on a place where it really shouldn’t have been lying. (more…)

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Three: In Which Voldemort Arrives at Hogwarts

Dobby was disturbed by the things he had heard. Why was Winky acting this way? What was going on with Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape? There was only one person left to talk to. Professor Hagrid had not been at dinner last night because he had been doing some work in the forest. (more…)

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter Two: In Which Neville is Confused

Up in Gryffindor Tower, Neville Longbottom was feeling mightily confused. He had been feeling ill all day and had skipped dinner to try and get some sleep; he didn’t particularly like the Hospital Wing, and so he wanted to avoid it at all costs. (more…)

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Friday, May 15th, 2009

Chapter One: In Which Hogwarts is Far Too Quiet

Hogwarts was quiet. For nearly a thousand years, the castle had been home to generation upon generation of students. This meant that there was usually someone or another sneaking around after midnight; illicit trysts in the Astronomy Tower or snogging down in the dungeons. Tonight, though, something was different. (more…)