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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:45:45 +0000

Chapter Nine: In Which It Finally Ends

“Ooh! A sing-song! Can we join in? Now that you’ve all made friends again.” Dumbledore never wanted to miss out.

“Actually Professor, yes you probably can – I have another song we all used to sing in primary school. I randomly learnt some new magic yesterday that [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:41:46 +0000

Chapter Eight: In Which Harry Bewails His Sorrows

Unbeknownst to the student body as a whole, the Hog’s Head was a popular haunt of the teachers of Hogwarts. At least, to those of a certain persuasion. Dumbledore (back before he was dead and alive again) had been amused to learn that Harry and his little [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:24:13 +0000

Chapter Seven: In Which We Meet Dark Hermione

“Professor Dumbledore? Professor Snape?” Harry swallowed, fingers clenching tightly around his wand. “Does anyone know what I can do?”

Paul Daniels held up a fan of cards. “Pick a card,” he told Harry. “Any card.”

Harry picked an anniversary card. It had pink hearts and cherubs [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:16:40 +0000

Chapter Six: In Which Voldemort Calls Forth David Blaine

[From the commentary box, where the characters are watching the fic unfold.]

Voldemort: You know, this is all getting a bit ‘Biggus Dickus‘, isn’t it?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: A bit what?

Voldemort: You know, Life of Brian?

Harry: I wouldn’t know. No telly here, [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:25:34 +0000

Chapter Five: In Which the Death Eaters Sing

“Harry! Harry!”

He came to with a start. Hermione was leaning over him, looking worried. Bellatrix was right behind her, leaning over too, though for a different reason.

“Sorry, love,” Harry told her. “I prefer your sister.”

Bellatrix’s eyes widened and she seethed with rage. “Cissy!” she [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:14:24 +0000

Chapter Four: In Which Harry Wakes Up

Waking up with Dobby the house elf and Moaning Myrtle standing over him was a little surprising, Harry decided as he rubbed his eyes. His eyes still feeling a little blurry and feeling as though he’d had the most peaceful sleep he’d had in a long time, Harry [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:53:08 +0000

Chapter Three: In Which Voldemort Arrives at Hogwarts

Dobby was disturbed by the things he had heard. Why was Winky acting this way? What was going on with Professor Dumbledore and Professor Snape? There was only one person left to talk to. Professor Hagrid had not been at dinner last night because he had been [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:44:54 +0000

Chapter Two: In Which Neville is Confused

Up in Gryffindor Tower, Neville Longbottom was feeling mightily confused. He had been feeling ill all day and had skipped dinner to try and get some sleep; he didn’t particularly like the Hospital Wing, and so he wanted to avoid it at all costs.

Admittedly, Neville had a [...]

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Natasha — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:32:02 +0000

Chapter One: In Which Hogwarts is Far Too Quiet

Hogwarts was quiet. For nearly a thousand years, the castle had been home to generation upon generation of students. This meant that there was usually someone or another sneaking around after midnight; illicit trysts in the Astronomy Tower or snogging down in the dungeons. Tonight, though, [...]